Maybe MD can convince Elon to invest in some cutting-edge coffee making robots for every Dell building. After all, we’re a tech company - shouldn’t we showcase the best of the best? Let’s create an environment that excites people and makes them want to come into the office. Imagine Optimus robots roaming the halls, brewing and serving coffee - now that’s a workplace of the future.
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Not a tech company
RR2 used to have a coffee robot and it made pretty decent drinks. The company was called Briggo and I believe it was bought by Costa. I’d love to see them bring it back.
Leaders have Teslas?
More like Maybach’s with drivers. Saw it myself.
More like they will have one dirty VR headset to share so people can get free coffee and breakfast. And to Elonify it, it’ll lay off people randomly or tell you you’re trash because you don’t sleep in the office.
Tesla’s for senior leadership, brain chips for middle management, and coffee making robots for individual contributors.
I love Tesla cars!
Some of these managers could use a brain chip. Free Neuralinks for all!
MD is still working on "i will sux your pipe for server orders, elon"
"AI will make your coffee."
Wrong - AI will eat your lunch.
More Tesla chargers please!
AI will make your coffee.