Thread regarding JPMorgan Chase & Co. layoffs

JP Morgan Slackers. What about all your past talk about your Quiet Quitting. Not a pep out of any of you now.

You Sheep Bah Bah - sure are quiet about your big talk about quiet quitting now with the March 1st RTO rapidly approaching.

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Wow, HR Drones went on a downvote spree here, didn't they. LOL

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Post ID: @1a1+1jme0h5kz

So many downvotes for truth tellers.
Remote work should be accepted if it is productive and useful. Sometimes you need face to face sometimes not. Why Harass?

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Post ID: @18q+1jme0h5kz

I look forward to chatting crickett at the water cooler

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Post ID: @13f+1jme0h5kz

Well, JD already indicated his company has an extremely toxic, anti-employee culture, this post definitely confirms it.

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Post ID: @p8+1jme0h5kz

You would never know.

The new American Bible:

Peter Gibbons:
You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter:
Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons:
It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my a-s off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.

Bob Porter:
Eight?

Peter Gibbons:
Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

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Post ID: @dd+1jme0h5kz

Jamie has no idea of how those slack in the office lol it’s quite funny to think the office is more productive.

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Post ID: @c9+1jme0h5kz

Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.

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Post ID: @b1+1jme0h5kz

A sheep is someone who rides Dimon’s cawk.

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Post ID: @a5+1jme0h5kz

One can do as little work in office as at home.

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