Best thing all you slackers can do now after being fired at Meta is to leave the Tech Industry behind, because having been fired at Meta for slacking you are not going to find a comparable job in the tech industry with a Meta firing handing over your head. What you should do is start a new career in the Labor industry. You could go into Construction industry and without any experience like most former Meta slackers don't have you will have to start as an entry-level Laborer or Goffer and work your way up. But unlike your slacking days at Meta, the Construction industry is tough jobs, and they will expect you slackers to put in an honest day of work working as a Labor. You will be expected to work even at the lowly Labor level or you will be fired without delay.
You could also go into the Plumbing industry but without a clue what a wrench is, former Meta Slackers will have to start at an entry level labor job, digging ditches.
You could also sell off most your stuff and finally get out of Mom's basement or garage and pack up and move to West Virginia and try and get a job as a Coal Miner once you get there. But again, Meta Slackers will find it foreign that even slackers will be expected to work in most labor industry jobs unlike your days of slacking when you worked at Meta before getting fired.
In summary, you got a Meta firing handing over your head even if Zuck called it a layoff. So, your next move should be to exit the Tech industry and move to West Virginia and look for a job working as a Coal Miner. If you get lucky and land a coal miner job, you can still wear all the Meta shirts you swiped when you ride the elevator shaft down into the mine to work your shift.