No CEO
No direction
No bonus
No coffee
No banana
No water
No stock
No bussiness
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No water. No bananas. Maybe you should get a job at a zoo.
@dz... right after you learn to speak in full sentences. When layoff you ?
What the he-l you guys are doing at Intel?
when layoff BOD ?
At least WFH has bananas, coffee, water and CNBC to watch INTC fall to $15.
No OKRs
But be prepared for big surprises in upcoming qtrly. All will be revealed : partial BTO with a deadline for full BTO, new CEO. lack luster sales leading to redeployment ie. soft layoffs in certain BUs.
No layoff yet
“No means no unless it means yes, but it is best to always take no at face value”
This is super inflammatory. Be sure you know the safe word during your 5 min exit interview with Infosec
Don't worry next week people should be getting emails from HR and IT. Layoffs coming in hot!
No means no unless it means yes, but it is best to always take no at face value
No pudding
The company has taken a snapshot in time in preparation for change of control. No new/significant projects, frozen investment in non-core business, no big decisions including CEO recruitment. All normal activity. Be thankful you’re currently getting a check and parks but don’t depend on it longer term
Nobody cares.
No compelling product
No talent
No customer
Nobody working in office