Can you hold a coffee cup and walk around at the same time?
Can you sit and not support your Team?
Can you not care about employee's work related issues?
Can you take smoke breaks every 10 mins?
Can you wear sweat pants?
Are you unorganized ?
Can you consume 20 cups of coffee on the daily?
Do you have a big GUT??
YOU'RE HIRED !!!!
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Can you simply tell people what to do but have no idea on how to do it yourself? Yes. Your hired.
Managers beware. We are watching. Be good for a change. Practice makes perfect.
I'm waiting for the next accident. I'm pulling my stock on the next high.
Our first level engineering manager brought beer and a fifth of Jack to the workplace to drink on a secret clearance military base. Unbelievable...
Eight months later, he was given 1 week without pay. He should have been canned. No accountability at BA. BA cannot self-regulate.
Another manager hiring question: Can you advertise to 50+ people via company email that you are holding a special group meeting where the office door will be locked at 10:05am intending to drink whisk-y during this workplace meeting? You cannot make this stuff up.
How does any work ever get done at Boeing? Do tell.
On LinkedIn, which is a comical joke to start with, most every single Boeing employee's profile states they are either a Boeing Manager or a Boeing Lead. It's no surprise that very little work ever gets done at Boeing. Boeing ought to fire fifty percent of their managers52 and forty percent of their Leads, across the entire company. No one, especially the hacks and yes-men or yes-women should be spared.
Managers or so called leads, seems to be a whole mess of mediocre bunch in the company.
i believe they forget to add this to the bottom of their job listings
those that are intelligent and/or know math and physics need not apply
those that are ambitious and work hard need not apply
those that have any sort of creativity need not apply
and lastly if you know anything about building airplanes this company will not be a good fit for you so DEFINITELY DO NOT APPLY
i see we redefined merit
Intense but raw truth on this subject.
Are you a spineless Manager and can’t make business choices on your own with out consulting with your General?
Definitely hired!!
Barely speak English, no skills, always sick or medically jacked up !? HIRED !!
Boeing only hires the best !!
These are more hiring questions for BA managers:
- Can you tell your engineers to work on a drawing for 8 hours and then tell them to erase their work on a cost-plus defense project?
- Can you give some of your design staff 8 hours to complete a 40-hour drawing?
- Can you have an affair with your secretary while doing a poor job managing your design?
- Can you blame the workplace victim for stalking and s-xual harassment perpetrated by others?
- Can you tell workplace witnesses not to report s-xual harassment?
- Can you bring alcohol to the workplace and drink it while working on a secret clearance military base?
- Can you close your office door so that you don't know that 1/2 your workers are committing timecard fraud on a military project?
- Can you bully your staff so that they have to be on anti-anxiety meds in order to get through their day?
- Can you violate other workplace employment laws?
YOU'RE HIRED!