Thread regarding Amazon.com layoffs

All you need to do is quit!

If 100,000 corporate employees quit, the board will eject Jassy and his henchmen.
If 90,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will frantically panic.
If 80,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will begin to panic.
If 70,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will have a nightmare.
If 60,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will get a headache.
If 50,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will get a stomach ache.
If 40,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will blink two eyes.
If 30,000 corporate employees quit, Jassy will blink an eye.
If 20,000 corporate employees quit, nothing will happen.
If 10,000 corporate employees quit, nothing will happen.

"There are other companies, and I don't mean that in a bad way"

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@OP+1jh5qn9dn

This tu-d doesn't even work at Amazon. Probably never had a job to start with. Still living in his two Mom's garage or basement.

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Post ID: @26x+1jh5qn9dn

How can you quit first if you don't even work for Amazon? Maybe apply first and leave right after hire?

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Post ID: @15g+1jh5qn9dn

Dude, hundreds of thousands have quit Amazon and are still quitting. There is no "quit first" - the first already quit! No 500K salary with cliff and ki-ling yourself in RTO traffic. So many more better options. See you in Mexico, bad hombre.

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Post ID: @13m+1jh5qn9dn

Go ahead and quit first and say bye-bye to 500k+ salary and hope you are not H1b or OPT; see you in Canada... hahahaha

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Post ID: @wg+1jh5qn9dn

Quit first. Lead by example.

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Post ID: @vk+1jh5qn9dn

Dude, hundreds of thousands have quit Amazon and are still quitting. What planet are you on? Why wait for others to quit? Like Nike, Just do it!!

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Post ID: @c9+1jh5qn9dn

Go ahead and we will follow your lead. Quit today.
Let us know when.

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