Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Here's to a Happy 2025!

I know chances of it being better than the last one are slim to none, but I'm still going to hope.

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And the upvote/downvote bot is back!

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Post ID: @15t+1jgh15tx0

EUC..lol!

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Post ID: @15f+1jgh15tx0
Broadcom's anger management mental health resource

Is HT, who will bítchslap you until you are better.

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Post ID: @11f+1jgh15tx0

"That is so f ing stupid retarted bitchx."

FYI, contact HR, Broadcom's anger management mental health resource is free.

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Post ID: @10m+1jgh15tx0
My RSUs would say that I'm from VMware.

That is so f ing stupid retarted bitchx. Did the high caste leaders do a tantrix on you?

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Post ID: @n6+1jgh15tx0

Another perfectly balanced upvote/downvote thread!

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Post ID: @mr+1jgh15tx0

My RSUs would say that I'm from VMware. As least Hock is using lube.

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Post ID: @m7+1jgh15tx0

No manager, no directah know nothing. They don't even know who is getting fired. They are just there for some more time. Ignore your management.

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Post ID: @gf+1jgh15tx0

Nobody cares about Omnissa. Go away! They su-k. EUC is dead.

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Post ID: @fn+1jgh15tx0

Our situation in the EUC BU (now Omnissa) seems hopeless. My manager says to expect more layoffs soon. On the one hand, I appreciate his honesty, but he takes no responsibility for the way that our team is unmotivated and bored. We're all just waiting for the next reorg and headcount cut announcement.

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Post ID: @fh+1jgh15tx0

I wish this year would be as good as last year. Go AVGO, go!!!

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Post ID: @b5+1jgh15tx0

Here is to watching my team slowly get decimated by maniacal RTO policies, leaving just a pile of useless bits in its place.

Capitalization FTW! Not.

Hock is gonna Hock. Our previous “genius” CEOs were such wôke rêtards. They allowed this to happen via their incompetence. Their twisted view of the role of companies in society was higher priority than running a sound business.

And so we get the tiny rocket man dictator. Now we watch the same senior managers who were at woke ground zero before proudly declare Hock is god and gargle his nút sáck all day long, firing people along the way while they make bank and plan for retirement.

At least have the decency to leave you spineless mother-Fing boôtlickers.

All Hail Hock - the gift that keeps on taking.

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Post ID: @aw+1jgh15tx0

Make good money and get a good job. Happy new year.

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Post ID: @ak+1jgh15tx0

At least until I can get a new job. After that, I don't care.

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