Hearing that execs are screaming about how much Hock loves all of the BUs now. Wonder if it has anything to do with the regulatory filing about being untruthful not getting reprimanded.
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Glad he is in love with them, he will be stuck with the VMware carcass and id--ts there for a while. I’ll be gone enjoying a new life elsewhere!
That isn’t Hock, that is a body double. The real Hock is in the basement of a pizzeria in Washington playing Ping Pong and drinking blood.
Could be all worse. Elon could buy VMware and clean up the BUs
I have the love letters between Hock and Dell. They are into some wired sh1t. Now Hock is trying to seduce the other senior execs, walked in on a few awkward situations in the men’s room in Palo Alto.
@1pjk+1jK09Kf5 BINGO! But you do know the OP was pure satire. Even if Octane keeps most of you guys intact on Day 1, bloodbath occurs over next 12 months....
Truth is Execs are getting insanely bonuses and RSUs that's why they will scream everything that Hock wants them to say.
Don’t trust Hock at all.
He has lots of plans we don’t know about but will make our heads spin once it closes.