Maybe i be one of the few that's seen both James Brown and Maria Tallchief do their thing on the big stage.
They were the best at what they did.
Gotta have a smooth stage floor, polished oak or maple dusted with the tiniest grits.
Watching them twirl and erupt was like the history of the world in puppetry.
They'd admit that.
But when a feeble mop-bucket operator attempts similar moves on a giant dusted donut,
it is not so historical. It is simply hysterical.
Three cheers then, for Wonder Warthog!!