Hello to everyone, especially all the boys a girls who reported for work this week. Your selfless dedication has not gone unnoticed, when your turn comes to be shafted, it will be done with the utmost care. Now to all the naughty boys at ba who did not come to work this week, your actions have had no impact at all, in fact we are now 1 month ahead on all projects, thanks to my contingency plan. Non conformance’s are down and no HSE incidents. Th customers are happier than they have ever been. In short things could not be any better. Remember resistance is futile.
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After all we are a green company and we can always reduce our carbon footprint by shutting the doors.
Yes, the Shafting will be very enjoyable......depending on whether you are the shafter or shaftee.
Saving loads on energy bill too, probably saved at least 2 polar bears 👍
We are lucky to have such a great leader, with him at the helm what could go wrong.