Thread regarding Lowe's Cos. layoffs

Corporate DM Standup Comedian?

Corporate DM Standup Comedian?

As Several of us were in the training room, wasting time with the AP4ME disaster,

I was PERSONALLY REPENTING TO CHRIST "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?" to get Stuck here? God?

Which was better than the Plumber sitting next to me>>praying for a "brain tumor" to relieve his sorrows and endless torment.

But >>not to be outdone by "the paint Girl" She was conducting a Spell on a VooDoo doll, hoping a Plane might crash into her Tent in the woods tonight, relieving her of the 4 am box stacking routine.

Wow, I thought I had issues.

This guy was going off about how Lowes will be the Amazon of Home improvement!!!,

Really he said this: "You will call us before lunch at your job site, place an order for Nails, Sheetrock, and whatever>>> and when you get back>>> it will be there " Waiting for YOU!!!!" Clueless in Tampa.

You can't even get a bottle of water out to the parking lot for internet order>>> WE WILL BE WAITING.

by pattycake
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22 year Employee Retires and Not even a Hand shake at the End of the Day. So Sad

This guy kissed A@s, and did what he was told, a good employee, liked by most.

You would think, I manager that Brags HOW Great, Lowes is, could at least make the effort to see him off at the end of the day with a Sincere (or at least Faked) handshake.

Is that too much? Do you really hate us that Bad,
we are the Cockroaches under your royally anointed King Like Feet?

Is that too much SuperStar Lowes, ALL the Employees Noticed. What a Je$k.

He is 1 of 3 that left Lowes this week Way2Go!

by cxfcvh
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Post ID: @5obl+1gsf32Fm

Finish your AP4Me my little underlings, and I’ll get you a wee patch to put on your wee red vest, so I will.

by Aye
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Post ID: @2zzj+1gsf32Fm

I make sure I do not listen to any of the videos and just read the transcript. On some of them you are able to fast forward and shorten the pain interval.

by Juan, too
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Post ID: @1dhg+1gsf32Fm

Amazon will be the new Lowe's, not the other way around. I drank the Koolaid for a long time as well.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @1pjd+1gsf32Fm

Corporate is paid to be delusional, say delusional things etc. Some might actually believe in their current koolaid but most are just bad actors.

by Anonymous
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Post ID: @tpq+1gsf32Fm

After 30 minutes there I seriously pray a fire would break out and just end me, or that I have a aneurysm and just drift away.

It would be better than knowing I'm in this he-l ho-e

by Lowes makes me wanna die
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Post ID: @ikl+1gsf32Fm

Priceless.

by Tammytis
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