I’ve figured out the secret to doing well at Baker. Do the bare minimum. Seriously, I’ve been slacking off for a year. Doing that absolutely least amount of work I can get away with and the work I do is trash. My manager just left now I’m getting promoted. More money, easier job, all I have to do is manage other people doing the bare minimum and wait for my new manager to leave. Hahahaha. HR actually said how great I am and how much they appreciate me. Total id--ts, I’ve done f**k all for a year and they’re happy.
PS this isn’t a joke. I literally haven’t put in an effort and I got promoted.