I remember one girl telling me she had a boyfriend, I guess that was her form of foreplay, ha ha!
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@4lub+1eobBG1H A few? Heck, they all were willing! It was shooting fish in a barrel.
I got a trip around the world with a few willing ladies at the NES. I miss those days. Damn you Covid!
Yeah, they will lay you off in the spring instead of December. Make sure you close that fall business now!
Yes. You get to keep your miserable job. There’s your bonus.
I used to get bee jays at NES. Does that count?
Yes Cengage is mail your jelly club coupon soon, HR has been falling down on the job. They will soon be replaced as they slip on the bottle when they get out of bed late.
The club will provide a new jelly every month. Look in you mailbox, coming soon.
Season’s Greetings,
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