The perfect tagline for TDC. The new CMO can save money on a branding study. A close second is “TDC, More expensive than you think!” Or “Vantage, the industry’s only non-elastic, hard-to-provision cloud 😉”
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Teradata - Cloud first. Make it work second.
Late entry:
Teradata. We’re not as bad as everyone says we are.
TDC doesn’t need analytics to analyze new customer wins. You can do that on SM’s left hand. Count a few fingers. If you are not winning new logos you are dying a slow, certain death.
We don't know how to use analytics to help our company, but we can help you with analytics.
Looks like “Teradata, Pay us first and we might get it working someday” is in the lead. We will leave the voting open the rest of the week. Then on Friday the new CMO will have the new tagline and will have saved millions on a brand agency. She can unveil it in the next company meeting. Assuming she gets NC’s approval since he is in charge of everything…
Teradata: we’re an-l about analytics.
Sinking ship your saying everyone? Transformational change is endless and leads to minimal growth or even loss?
The new marketing diversity hire should be exciting we’re doing the work for her.
Yesterdays Technology Tomorrow
Teradata: we’re a dinosaur, watch us roar!
Teradata - wait a few years more & I'll get you a Pepsi
Teradata: if you thought you had troubles before, just wait.
Teradata, Pay us first and we might get it working someday.