Ol' Lancey can't find any good workers who want to be treated like dirt, so he's going to start tapping into the "untapped resource" of hiring felons.
Pro: Now you don't have to drive far to find a dealer
Con: Worrying about dropping the soap or anything else.
Pro: Learning how to make a shiv out of your toothbrush
Con: Having a toothbrush sticking out of your neck.
Pro: Swapping recipes for toilet bowl water hooch.
Con: Ex-cons quitting to go back to prison for better working conditions.
These are the great ideas coming out of Omaha. More excuses of how it isn't their fault they can't retain or draw in good workers. When the truth is.....they didn't appreciate the workers they had, they don't appreciate the workers they have and they're just not as great as they think they are.