Staples is a fair and solid place to work, they love their employees and customers. Management never thinks they are any better than their fellow co-workers.
Upper management is not elitist at all and they hate it when you worship them.
You should be happy that you work for such an awesome and caring company..... Oh, and if you don't agree, they don't care, they will love you even more for being such an innovative and free spirited individual.
That's it, 2+2=5