@1dvr+1cAeYMVa -- I actually got a great laugh from your posting. Thanks for the laughs. I am really having trouble determining which one of the statements you wrote are more funny.
#1 - My manager has a new girlfriend and a new house , haven’t heard from him in over a month.
or,
#2 - Hau just announced “Quality as a Culture”
Conclusion - Ford Motor Company is so "Sad" - it is very depressing! Too bad it is very serious, though.