Thread regarding Apache Corp. layoffs

Most under-qualified Staff

Beside Kevin from the Office that somehow went from a sitcom to destroying a once-upon-a-time Fortune 500, who are the worst staff on the roster?

MM aka beluga whale? The SAP salesman who has 0 accomplishments in his life other then being a trust fund baby.

The HSE VP who has zero tangible experience at any executive level and has been doing a pi-s-poor job since coming on. Seems to have ran off some capable people due to personal reasons.

The HR VP...well, what more do you need to say?

The ex-completions engineer who supposedly (as per someone’s previous post) got promoted due to after hours activities?

The submarine engineer hired by the above?

SR...Mr. “I’m paying down debt”...yet debt has not decreased in his tenure.

Let’s hear your pick for the best of the worst, doesn’t have to be an exec!

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Post ID: @OP+1bNZfJU4

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Definitely SR. Equally responsible for the "discovery" and "secrecy" of the biggest failure in Apache history. Get re-hired and promoted during a lawsuit... Don't get me started about how her employment prior to Apache was mired with an extra-marital affair with leadership and a promotion.

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Post ID: @8cwa+1bNZfJU4

Say WHATTTTT.......she is one of the best. She beats the he-l out JC's last admin. The one everyone was so happy when she left Midland and no one can stand at corporate.

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Post ID: @7cje+1bNZfJU4

How about RJ? Answers to the highest in the company. You ever see her bio prior to APA? Dispatcher for an A/C company and a receptionist at a hair salon. That’s it.

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Post ID: @6nrd+1bNZfJU4

Outside of our executive leadership team, JJ followed by BJ would be my vote. JJ has list her entire team (and she's totally delusional about it) and BJ's haircut is so short that it impedes her thinking.

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Post ID: @6gko+1bNZfJU4

Most Accounting managers. Some don't even have accounting degrees, let alone know what they're doing. All buddies with someone Higher up.

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Post ID: @5yxg+1bNZfJU4

Also cannot give defining features by the looks of it. Can give many cross words but make reference to crossed eyes, and your comment is gone.

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Post ID: @5dtn+1bNZfJU4

Addressing the poster below, don’t give names on here, or else the thread will get deleted.

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Post ID: @3pdt+1bNZfJU4

SR was a geotech, that got over promoted in a short time to VP by SK for following his lies about AH. Not because she is some kind of brilliant genius. Quite the opposite, she lacks knowledge and experience. And she is coming back with a promotion. The insanity of this company is beyond bad management. Where the worst performers move to the top. Premier my a—

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Post ID: @2rrw+1bNZfJU4

I cannot believe she hired a submarine guy. You cannot just hire somebody cause you liked a character on a book! But J gets what J wants.

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Post ID: @1skd+1bNZfJU4

AO deserves a mention. He was completely unqualified for the role he was given. But he was part of the planning empire.

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Post ID: @1xeg+1bNZfJU4

Good grief, the settlement they're going to have to pay will be massive.

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Post ID: @1xys+1bNZfJU4

Anyone supervisor or higher with zero direct reports. Such nonsense
Treasury, Accounting, could go on. One is just BH's pal....

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Post ID: @1rxj+1bNZfJU4

After hearing nightmare stories of SR while at NAUR, it seems the only reason they brought her back was to buy her out so she doesn’t expose executive group during Alpine lawsuits.

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Post ID: @1whw+1bNZfJU4

Wtf with bringing back the VP of the biggest failure this company has had. Is SK still friends with JC? Whispering advice?

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Post ID: @1fcu+1bNZfJU4

I think the winner is your new domestic asset VP, followed by the swinging horse, the tom boy, and windy thighs.

Life is incredibly unfair, Apache affirms this daily. Enjoy the show.

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Post ID: @fhi+1bNZfJU4

EMC. HR. Glad she is god. Twit

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Post ID: @bkp+1bNZfJU4

Absolute savagery

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Post ID: @mlq+1bNZfJU4

I am starting at the top, the CEO!

But, put another vote from me by each of the names listed above. Your list is pretty hard to beat, mate!

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