Thread regarding Sears layoffs

Lamperrt University! Got dat knowlidge at da LU! ED Lamperrrt so ga----a.

How about him opening a business school?
Lampert University will succeed just like Trump University.

Edward has all the potential in the world to be the next Warren Buffet and the next Sam Walton combined. If Sears and Kmart dont come back, maybe Edward should found Lamp Mart or L-Mart for short.

Failing with Seritage.

Funding his wife's life. She does ok for herself with his $$$$.

Getting fooled by the new Seritage females like he did with Leena, the usual.

Maybe he should teach a business course: Transforming Business

Eddie Lampert should offer Yacht repairs as part of a Sears service plan. Maybe Kenmore will make yachts soon.

It's amusing that anyone would solicit Lampert's opinion on anything except maybe where one might dock one's yacht

Eddie knows that becoming the "next Warren Buffett" is now well out of reach for him. But he still believes he has a shot at "the next Dr Fauci". So after sucking the last dollar for himself out of TransformCo, he'll slink off to the mansion/ yacht in Florida, where he can hide out while spending his days writing instructions for the world, such as the article from last Spring: "Road Rules for the Corona Era". Eddie may not know how to keep a $50b retail company from dying, but he does know how the world should handle a pandemic.

Just in case anybody missed it, here's a link to the article:

https://www.nysun.com/national/road-rules-for-the-corona-era/91083/

Eddie SHOULD run for President! It'd be hilarious for him to fume in complete impotence screaming Transformation! Transformation! The world just doesn't understand! While hiding underneath his blankie like a scairt lil girl while Leena gimps him up the buttocks.

Concrete walls? More like concrete pavement!

I'm hoping and praying that dear Eddie will end up inside concrete walls, where he'll get one whale of a surprise every time he bends over to pickup the soap he dropped in the shower.

I would also say bring Office Max back home to Kmart and merge it with Sears too, but JCPenney under the Transformco family of brands is a wonderful idea!

Here we go again. Go back under Eddie’s desk and stay off the boards Leena.

Maybe he’ll buy JCPenney and merge it with what is left of Sears & Kmart LOL. What a sh-t show that would be 🤣

@gny+1aEgZXVZ I respectfully disagree. I think Supreme Court Justice Eddie Lampert is more like it.

"End of discussion", LOL

Kmart
https://g.co/kgs/BWwr68

Sears
https://g.co/kgs/RrzeER

I think President Edward Lampert has a nice ring to it.

Maybe he'll return to investing in As Seen on TV and Just For Feet (and then screwing those people over too)! He's as good at real estate as he is at retailing, so that's done, and he never saw a money losing deal he can't resist. After that maybe he can withhold more money from kids on their literal deathbeds, and spark another humanitarian crisis with the Bangladesh embassy.