I have become highly expert at making PowerPoint presentations. I have successfully turned horrible news into favorable results with many years of PowerPoint training. I have presented to many levels of management, fooling the brightest with my color selections and use of various geographic shapes. If you need to spin your message, I am your guy. I have no other skills since it’s been drummed out of me by working for SWN in planning and advisory roles for many years.
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Hey guys and gals. I think we made it thru the month without layoffs. Even though our CEO is a Scrooge he won’t layoff anyone next week (at least I don’t think so). Merry Christmas and God blesses everyone!
You’re definitely right I think and stuff. That guy wants to change the dress code to jeans and boots ever day. I once saw CC step in some dog doo outside the office and drag it all the way in through the lobby. When he finally realized it on the elevator, he said “Aw Shucks” and called in the janitor to wipe it up. Get er done.
I too am a PPT wizard. Funny how we can smooze over CC. I think his boot size is bigger than his IQ. What is his secret to being a big wig. Let me guess he knows how to “reach around” and dazzle them with his “aw shucks” let’s get er done attitude. Am I right or am I right?
Not an employee, but Southwest put a few gas wells on my property years ago. The gas check for the month of October BOUNCED. Southwest Energy could not honor a $1,200 gas check. To my knowledge, they are still drawing gas from the well. Crooks!