Thread regarding Cengage layoffs

The Twelve Days of Cengage

To get us all in the mood for the Holiday season! Feel free to change this around.

On the first day at Cengage my DM sent to me
A 20% paycut for me

On the second day at Cengage my DM sent to me
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the third day at Cengage my DM sent to me
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the fourth day at Cengage my DM sent to me
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the fifth day at Cengage my DM sent to me
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight days of diversity a-training
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Six Execs a-lying
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine departments laid off
Eight days of diversity a-training
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Six Execs a-lying
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten DMs Online Shopping
Nine departments laid off
Eight days of diversity a-training
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Six Execs a-lying
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Free Cookies
Ten DMs Online Shopping
Nine departments laid off
Eight days of diversity a-training
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Six Execs a-lying
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12 MindTap Titles Crashing
Eleven Free Cookies
Ten DMs Online Shopping
Nine departments laid off
Eight days of diversity a-training
Seven more IPS boxes I need to be a-checking
Six Execs a-lying
Five Lost opportunities for Spring!
Four meeting invites about nothing
Three Collegues Leaving
Two lost adoptions, and
A 20% paycut for me

  
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Post ID: @OP+181cctfC

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I thought all the creative people were let go. Very festive!

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Post ID: @1klu+181cctfC
  • on the morning after Christmas my true love gave to me

a short vid of her stirring the soup in her 4Runner in the COSTCO parking lot

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Post ID: @1zrs+181cctfC

Probably wrote that during a useless meeting.

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Post ID: @aeb+181cctfC

Pretty genius. Just need a day for the announcement of mid-level cronies receiving promotions.

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