Thread regarding Occidental Petroleum Corp. layoffs

What are the spin doctors putting in front of VH and crew to spin this dismal Q into a win for the earnings call?

1. WFH
2. Selling 1 plane
3. Selling Land and minerals to Orion Mining
4. Getting year one of CoC done
5. Failed Africa asset sales
6. VH on a podcast
7. On time payments to Uncle Buffet
8. Diversity awakening
9. Firing patsy executives
10. Excessive monitoring of layoff.com
11. Failed attempt to sell WES, so now we are straddling them with debt
12. Our huge production expectations for 2022 bc we have givenup on 2021.
13. Warrants
14. Hitting rock bottom stock prices
15. .01 dividend

Etc...

I mean there are so many options.. whats your guess?