https://jobs.sears.com/en-US/job/cashier-part-time/J3N14C6QQ0JWLT0791B
"Provides “World Class Customer Service” by surprising and delighting our customers every day."
Somebody actually does work here, believe it or not!
"Able to run fast and efficient cash register operations."
Well these 20-year old IBM cash registers won't but I sure as hell will fake it!
"Observes customer traffic and calls for additional service as needed."
Hey, where's that other person that works here?