Thread regarding Sears layoffs

Job description so comical it hurts!

https://jobs.sears.com/en-US/job/cashier-part-time/J3N14C6QQ0JWLT0791B

"Provides “World Class Customer Service” by surprising and delighting our customers every day."

Somebody actually does work here, believe it or not!

"Able to run fast and efficient cash register operations."

Well these 20-year old IBM cash registers won't but I sure as hell will fake it!

"Observes customer traffic and calls for additional service as needed."

Hey, where's that other person that works here?

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Check linked in for jobs. It's too funny what SEARS has on there

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Post ID: @adcs+16LAeO5U

That job description requires updating to read “Member” not “customer”.
Lol

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Post ID: @3rhr+16LAeO5U

Such a negative thing to say. Ohh, the irony.

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Post ID: @2cek+16LAeO5U

I guess you would prefer the company advertise to hire associates with a negative attitude...such as yourself.

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Post ID: @2dbj+16LAeO5U

Your delivery is canceled. Surprise.

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Post ID: @vxj+16LAeO5U

I'm unclear as to why anyone would want to work for Sears or Kmart. One would have to know that it likely won't last long.

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Post ID: @pxj+16LAeO5U

"Able to run fast and efficient cash register operations"

How in the world can a cashier do that with all the questions they are required to ask the customer.....regarding using or applying for Sears card...Is the customer a shop your way member?....etc etc etc.

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