Does anyone know if we’re having an employee survey this summer?
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By late summer they won't have employees to survey.
Who should the Land Department hire when we need more people?
O A bunch of hot chicks
O Some people who are good at their jobs
O A bunch of Pats
Just saw a partial, leaked version of the Employee Survey coming out soon.
Some of the multiple choice questions include (please fill in one bubble only):
How does working at MRO make you feel?
O Happy
O Very Happy
O all of the above
How do you feel after interacting with HR?
O Happy
O Very Happy
O all of the above
Does your manager treat you with:
O Respect
O Love and Kindness
O All of the above
If you were offered a job at another company, how much would they have offer to get you to leave MRO?
O 5X current salary
O 10X current salary
O No amount of money could tear me away from MRO
On weekends and holidays do you find yourself:
O Longing to be back in the office
O Streaming replays of all Mr. Tillman's presentations
O all of the above and so much more
How do you feel regarding your salary and benefits?
O I'm paid way too much
O I'd gladly work here for free
O All of the above
Those are all the questions I've seen so far. They seem fair. Anyone else seen any leaked survey questions?