I work for a janitorial service and we have a contract with UP corporate office in Omaha, if im not mistaken it is referred to as the " glass palace". Well the other day i was in one of the top tier executives office and I stumbled across a fax that was left in the machine , it was titled For Your Eyes Only. Now, hand to the almighty, I can tell you im not one to poke my head in other peoples business, but something came over me that night and I had to wet my beak and see what it said. According to this memo, North Platte Car department will be running at 50% capacity by june 23rd. West Colton will be modified into a flat switch only yard shortly after the July 4th Holiday. As I read the memo my emotions got the best of me, a tear ran down my face, and I quietly said to myself "is there life after UP?"
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What an id–t... nobody at UP sends faxes
Yeah sure a janitor knows railroad lingo and I'm santa id–t
Good Will Hunting. Sorry triggernator, you’re no Will.
god dang Ethan hunt over here posing as a janitor great story
Finkle and einhorn....einhorn and finkle...finkle and einhor.....einhorn and finkle.
Bring your own towels and toilet paper.
If your just a janitor how do you know of this website?
Remember when UP M&S leaked the titles of the managers being laid off and had to do it over the phone/email and text. One certain VP landed in Chicago only to be told as everyone knew already. Ah the good old days. Never a dull moment with that Sh** show. I hope they haven't changed the usernames scheme so that everyone can find out easily who is gone.
The 5th and 14th floor needs more toilet paper and paper towels in the men’s room
Pretty sure the fax machine isn’t located under lances desk
What about the secret hotdog feed for everyone?
I've been reading post on thelayoff for a whole, but this one takes the cake and smells like BS
Top secret company information via fax machine.... hilarious.
You’re up.
Spellcheck guy, your up