Hey people..... why not volunteer for a statutory minimum payoff rather than wait to see if we push you?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/03/27/ibm_redundancies_offer_extended/
Demonstrates perfectly the collective intelligence and spineless morality of IBM's top brass. Little wonder this company is in a death spiral. Summed up beautifully by the author:
"Still, IBM has shareholders to pacify and margin aspiration to hit that it thinks can be achieved by clipping the number of frontline techies that actual deliver the stuff its salespeople sell."