If it's true that there's limitless realities in limitless universes, then there exists a universe where Kmart is the number one retailer in the world. I cannot bear the thought that people have given up on Kmart. Kmart is too important, too strong. How will people buy groceries? I haven't purchased a bite of food outside of Kmart/Kresge in over 80 years. Sure the doctors say I'm severely malnourished and prone to delusional obsessions about Kmart due to lack of vital nutrients, but where will I eat?? Nobody has tried harder to stay relevant in the food category than Eddie. He took the big Kmart concept started in the 90s and went with it. When Walmart and Target upped their food game, so did kmart and Eddie.
7 replies (most recent on top)
I support Delusional obsessions with our TransformCo Family. We deserve to look at what’s happening as Eddie’s bliss.
Lmao, I hope someone is archiving these.
Maybe you need to go to the KMart on Shutter Island.
Competent people in Mexico and Australia have no problems succeeding and making gobs of money with the Sears and Kmart brands, It's only Eddie who's impotent. That's why he bought a big yacht.
The alternate universe for Kmart is much closer in Australia with over 200 stores.
It is the year 2050. The Kmart corporation has subsumed the government of the United States and sets its eyes on global expansion. After its easy takeover of Canada's Zellers, it is now currently at war with the Tesco Union. Though the battle has been tough, victory is almost fully guaranteed, as the generals are not just smart, they're K.art smart.
Again
LMFAO