Thread regarding Teradata Corp. layoffs

Dear Santa

Please can you send me:

Someone who can count
Someone who can build stuff that actually works
Someone who can promote the business
Someone who can show everyone the path ahead and explain what it means
Someone who likes talking to customers and has something of value to tell them
Someone who gives a sh– about the people that for the company

That should do it for now - looking forward to the 25th.

PS - I’ve left you some whiskey and a carrot for the reindeer under the desk, right next to one of the garage doors. Should make it accessible for all.

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I’m afraid there are so many houses for Santa to stop by and this Christmas is gonna skip TD. I have serious doubts about him bringing any present.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Post ID: @2jja+12CCIbxm

Maybe you could also remove last year’s unwanted gifts whilst you are there....no one plays with them anymore and I’m almost certain that they can be recycled with all of the empties...

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Post ID: @2jsr+12CCIbxm

Well i hope that you have been a good boy! You are asking for a lot.

Most people are just asking for a share price above $25 at the end of Q1 and a non-hostile takeover...

See you on Wednesday!

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