I know everyone is wondering why the layoff didn't happen yesterday. I have it on good authority that the Board wanted it pushed into October so it could be rolled into the Devon Spooktacular™ festivities.
So use this reprieve to get your costume together!
Well that is certainly a s-xy theory regarding the spooktacular theme. However, the real reason of the delay is in direct response to planning events for the First Annual Widetrack is gone festival. Yes you heard it here first! All hands on deck (or as we say in the ABBU, all hands on the lobes) Haha, well enough of that slap headed foolery, stay tuned for more exciting details sure to leave your head spinning, unlike the drill bits in this company. Cheers.
What's spooky is trying to figure out the amount of levity allowed on this site by the Admins?
I've seen a lot of silly comments remain, while others are deleted. I realize this site is about a stressful topic and levity should be allowed to relieve that stress.
Spooooky
Thank you...I needed a good laugh.