Thread regarding Symantec Corp. layoffs

You may skip today’s All Hands

Same old stories will be told. Same d.u.m.b questions will be asked or staged. So folks don’t waste your precious morning.

Here you go the summary:

  • No firm date on offer letters again
  • They will be sharing the accounts list
  • Its all about making the products sticky
  • No definitive answers on small and less important locations
  • Concerns on SE x100, SALES x10, support, CSS, MSS, LATAM, partners, distributors, IT processes will be repeated
  • Engineering culture will be emphasised. Draper 🎉
  • Vast majority of Engineering, Support, SEs will get the offer.
  • Stay, transition, term offers will be explained again
  • Hock had a good time in Draper
  • Broadcom culture will be bragged once again
  • Art will be coughing again :(

Adios!

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Don't forget Art's "ummm..." "ummmmmm..."s during each sentence! :)

When someone starts with "ummmm", it shows nervousness or lack of clear thoughts.

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Post ID: @5ecd+117mb7pS

@gkb I supposed to include that but I’ve missed that. Sorry. Gotta back to work. Don’t access the site on your corporate network. Every IP is being tracked.

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Post ID: @prz+117mb7pS

You’re the Oracle!!

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Post ID: @abw+117mb7pS

You should have included the “Day 1 feelings”

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Post ID: @gkb+117mb7pS

very accurate!

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Post ID: @kfx+117mb7pS

Dude! Are you from the future???
Pls tell me what will happen to the Singapore’s office??

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