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Culp and Immelt jail time risk exposure: SOX reference

Here is the authority that could be used against either, if the whistleblower report is correct:
https://www.sarbanes-oxley-101.com/SOX-906.htm. That's some stiff jail time.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Jail_Dictionary.pdf (You might have to put the underscore back between "Jail" and "Dictionary" to get the right URL, if this site ate it). That is a lot to take in, but I would suggest Culp and Immelt practice "hooping" before going in (essential survival skill in prison - sometimes needed to conceal weapons, not just d–gs).

Plus start get your diet, body and mind for jail right per Wes Watson at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxCbuxOww-w. Also familiarize yourself with these tips, also per Wes Watson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7lo-EavB7k.

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I feel you, bro. You should keep a diary hooped at all times to retrieve to record your thoughts.

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Post ID: @Hyzx+10zyWxtZ

I once made a joke on the internet that no one laughed at. I too added link later hoping someone, anyone, would laugh. They still didn't. I'm so lonely.

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Post ID: @Ecml+10zyWxtZ

I didn't understand the OP's "hooping" reference until I saw https://youtu.be/zQeNAV0rMhE?t=139

I just have one thing to say – HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

I'd love to know Immelt, Flannery, Jamie Miller, Keith Sherrin etc were hooping paperwork, phones and the like in the old "prison safe", as the gentleman describes in the video.

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Post ID: @Elvm+10zyWxtZ

Yeah, GE should hire any executives at risk of jail time a hooping coach. I wonder if that Wes Watson guy from the video links would do it for them. I suppose so if the check is right. And a female coach for CFO JM if she needs to go away a while, since she would have another hooping option.

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Post ID: @ltbx+10zyWxtZ

Many are Culpable, especially any financial guru in leadership positions. . GE's smoke and mirror shows during investor visits were impressive. The money an planning thrown at a simple investor tour is astonishing. No respectable company could afford to rehearse and allocate resources to impress investors as GE does.

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Post ID: @7iwd+10zyWxtZ

Myself thankfully lacking first hand knowledge of hooping, I searched for alternatives to hooping the phones, Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMTdngNFm-s

Our guys could probably afford to pay their "cellies" (to borrow a term from the video above, to hoop it for them.

The hooping detection chair mentioned at https://youtu.be/HMTdngNFm-s?t=236 is this thing: https://bodyorificescanner.com/boss-ii-5-zone/, so our guys need to be careful and know they can still have to give up a hooped phone. Inside the prison system, they are looking at about $1500 per replacement phone.

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Post ID: @7cly+10zyWxtZ

Larry, Jeff, and John might want to switch back to a flip phones if the worst happens and they lose their freedom for a while. It might be a lot easier to hoop a flip phone than a larger smart phone when being transferred around, or a guard walks by.

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Post ID: @7llb+10zyWxtZ

big business is corrupt these people with their MBAs and decades of business experience are all frauds no better than Madoff

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Post ID: @rfv+10zyWxtZ

6 year statute of limitations....

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Post ID: @lmn+10zyWxtZ

You forgot Welch, probably the most responsible, and Flannery, the most clueless...

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Post ID: @dpb+10zyWxtZ

They will never spend a single day in jail. You guys are delusional.

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Post ID: @sqs+10zyWxtZ

Great, now I won't be able to look at Culp without thinking about hooping.

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