It's gonna be damn near impossible for Carlos to sit at the cool kids table when his bald head looks like the end of a male member! He needs to grow up and quit being the selfish child that wants the entire world to revolve around him and if they don't he lays the off under the pretense of what the phrase of the day becomes to justify his poor leadership decisions. ADP has become a toxic place to spend any amount of ones day much less trust that it won't turn on you as it has so many much more qualified, proven, knowledgeable people who just happened to be there loyally for a long time.
Along the lines of Dustin Hoffman's famous "Kmart s—s" line: "ADP s—s".