A new group from our home state is collecting money to influence the Bears to keep Jay Cutler so we can continue to kick the Bears butt.

If I owned this company, I would close both of these offices. Come man, show pride in your work and your company.

We just heard the news about you today in Oshkosh. Though some of us here taunt you by calling you Methfield, it really was just for sick laughs and the spirit of competition. We are sad for you closing next month. It probably means we're not far... — read more 

But I know they're being overly nice when they sat Logan is a beautiful city. I like living and working here, but it sure isn't beautiful.

At least I'll have more time for ice fishing this winter.

After tomorrow, Methfield and Oshkosh are toast.

Will probably begin next week.

http://m.ky3.com/springfield-telemarketer-banned-from-calling-missourians/21050392_29464882 Doesn't he know when you work in a pathetic place that doesn't pay well and live in Missouri this is the only vacation some of us can afford. I thought... — read more 

The amount of rampant alcoholism at our call center has inspired one Jack Daniels to hire us to raise funds to turn Moore County, TN, into a wet county.

You are going to need the Prozac today based on the warmth of the donors.

Gonna have to stop charging the Milwaukee's Best on the credit card.

My letter wasnt kind

I'll be there all weekend. And I'm probably going to get canned next week anyway.

Don't freak. It is temporary, as our political clients will do some analysis of the results before coming up with their new fundraising messages and game plans. Happy Holidays from the GOP.

Exciting news! On Wednesday we will begin raising money for Rob Ford's cancer fund. This campaign will have great spiffs like crack pipes for every $2000 raised.

Begins today at noon. Osh Kosh reps will be trained for this exciting new campaign at 11:00 am. Sopport Tommy's right to sell bongs.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/29/telethon_donation/

Begins tomorrow

I don't understand the magic underwear joke.

With Christmas nearing we need hours

We are getting quality graded again and there is an effort to comply with state laws. These dates are so stupid considering.

With Christmas nearing we need hours

Is the gas card promotion over or does it continue into this final week before election.

All this week, we will be raising funds to save our company against South Carolina in the break room. Take your shot at South Carolina Secretary of State Mark Hammond as we roll out the Mark Hammond dart boards. $5 entry fee gets you three darts... — read more 

Packers lose to the Saints?

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/30/us/new-york-fundraiser-settlement/

For the naysayers if we were closing in just a few short days then why would they be investing so much money in registering each employee in all fifty states? It doesn't make sense if they were closing as you claim.

The Angel Moroni appeared to me in a vision, and told me Mike Bills' magic underwear will protect the company from overzealous politicians.