Thread regarding Enbridge Inc. layoffs

Here's the TOP TEN things you should do if you think you might get laid off this round:

10...Take home your personal items. Those cough drops that expired two years ago are your business, nobody else's. What else do you have to do right now, anyway?

9...When your office/desk is clean and clear, do the same with your email, computer files, and company phone. Copy your contacts, email home your pictures and personal emails...you get the idea.

8...Collect your documentation, performance, retirement account information.

7...Save important email

6...Now is a time to have a smelly meal in the kitchen, you will not pay for the consequences. Cabbage, broccoli, it all goes...

5...This one is pretty obvious, but if you are in denial (as are many) you haven't done it yet. Update your resume. Update your LinkedIn profile (remember use your personal contact info only) and make sure you have made all appropriate connections. Contacts are much easier to make now vs. later.

4...Have a little fun in the break room. For example you can take that dusty, curled postings on the bulletin boards and turn them upside down.

3...Once you're gone you will be easily forgotten while those who remain are left to deal with their survivor guilt and their continued fear of the next round. Leave some little "mementos" of yourself here and there. Create a folder on a shared drive with your name on it. Password protect your files. Leave your business cards in random spots around the office. I. Was. Here.

2...Plan your reaction in case you are notified. My suggestion...as minimal a reaction as you can muster. Say as little as possible. Show no emotion. Do your homework so you can ask questions that are as difficult as possible.

1...Keep your shoulders back and your chin high. If you are selected for layoff, you are being set free from the misery. There are better days to come. Even if you are shattered, don't them see you sweat or cry or get angry. Your emotions still belong to you...don't share them with the ones who do not deserve it. They've taken their pound of flesh and then some. Don't give them anymore. Go home to your family and begin again. Love everybody regardless of what's going on - love saves...

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Post ID: @OP+JWzKTre

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yea, funny, until items 9, 7, and 4 catch up to you from that company, or pop up in your next job interview .... and if you were NOT going to be laid off, what better way than THAT to move your name UP the list .... wait it out, stay professional ...

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Post ID: @jhj+JWzKTre

@vnu, you are right, I also found this on ConocoPhillips's board, though it doesn't make it less applicable if it was previously published somewhere else, not it makes the one who reposted it here a troll. So, thanks OP, even if you are not the original poster. :D

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Post ID: @hmg+JWzKTre

Identical story has been shared on many boards - who has the time to troll that much? Or were you laid off from your company too?

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Post ID: @vnu+JWzKTre

This is good - I just shared it :-)

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Post ID: @yct+JWzKTre

Thank you for this - it was full of some great humor as well as some great tips and truths. I had a chuckle!

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