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If a Segway falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

Probably not because of the nursing shoes.

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Post ID: @OP+1fBRV2p8

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Does anyone know any good coupon codes for SAS Shoes? I found the Jordans of nursing shoes and gotta have them!!

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Post ID: @22tdx+1fBRV2p8

It’s Friday folks, let’s not worry about useless mall cops and non performers. Enjoy this Memorial Day weekend.

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Post ID: @1llgh+1fBRV2p8

Hysterical….hit the nail on the head.

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Post ID: @1kdpw+1fBRV2p8

We attended this course with the hopes that I too, would gain something from obtaining and spreading gossip. Unfortunately and similar to the way he approaches easy sales opportunities, it failed miserably. I was very disappointed and certainly do not recommend. He only discussed off topic subjects, going on crazy tangents that he thought were impressive and funny but made no sense. Cringe worthy material.

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Post ID: @1hulf+1fBRV2p8

Last day y’all!! To sign up for the GTC Seminar. Let’s get it done folks. We might not be interested in selling rigs but we are definitely interested in selling gossip. From the malls to the halls…get you some!

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Post ID: @17hbc+1fBRV2p8

I am so super excited. Fairfield has it’s own SAS store opening up this week. Now I don’t have to drive to Pasadena or Almeda Mall.

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Post ID: @14zvm+1fBRV2p8

Discounts for GTC through Groupon, up to 30% off. Also, if you order now, we will teach you how not to sell rigs in Mexico.

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Post ID: @11rtr+1fBRV2p8

Time is running out to register for the GTC courses. We will discuss many subjects such as "Using gossip as leverage", "Orders are optional here" and "90s fashion in the roaring 2020's" and many more. If you act now, we have approved a free workshop dedicated to finding your very own papychapy. So sign up folks!!!

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Post ID: @Xqrb+1fBRV2p8

I’m doing a another GTC (gossip training course) next week if anyone is interested. This is a 101 course on how to extract info…there will be a whole series…
Extraction, twisting of truth, spreading rumors, and covering tracks. We will also discuss up on how to almost get orders.

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Post ID: @Tpbo+1fBRV2p8

Does anyone know if Drillmec needs any elevators, tongs, slips, clamps or anything else for all those 3000HP rigs they got in Mexico? We can make them a helluva deal. Lol

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Post ID: @Sylk+1fBRV2p8

HEEEEEEEEEYYYY everyone, I'm baaaaaaaack
Ready, here comes the jazz hands, left....right....and clap!
Yaaaay good job everyone.

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Post ID: @Ihyn+1fBRV2p8

Yes, tickets will be going on sale this fall exclusively at Almeda Mall, any Clay Shoot Tournament and/or at a Pride Parade near you.

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Post ID: @xujj+1fBRV2p8

Where can we get tickets to the Nutcracker are the Blart Show? Will it be more fun than the circus I see on a daily basis at the Tower?

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Post ID: @wlsm+1fBRV2p8

It will be a complete family production…oh boy! How exciting!!! Gleaming with PRIDE.

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Post ID: @wnue+1fBRV2p8

I heard from a good gossip source (CGO) that 'Paul Blart the musical' will be coming out soon. Should be entertaining. :-))

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Post ID: @vhym+1fBRV2p8

Article written about CGO and CSR (Chief Segway Rider):
Sharing negative information about others can be a method some individuals use to feel better about themselves. This may be especially true for adolescents, who may, as part of the struggle to develop their own identity, experience self-esteem issues. Sometimes gossiping can also be a way to get attention—knowing something no one else knows about another person can make a person feel important. In some cases, people may engage in gossip in order to feel accepted. If other people in a social group are spreading gossip, it may feel necessary to participate in order to fit in.

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Post ID: @pcfy+1fBRV2p8

I heard the CGO gossiping about that he isn’t afraid of the the hair club for men. He also said that the hair club couldn’t touch him. Lol.

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Post ID: @poef+1fBRV2p8

McGossip is going to take the company to the next level deebaggery.

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Post ID: @nojl+1fBRV2p8

I will over take rogain hair club for men. He demoted me but I have gossip on him. I’ve been waiting for this day.

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Post ID: @mysa+1fBRV2p8

Jazz hands and dance is a passion. Also swimming with female team is rewarding. #courage

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Post ID: @khcn+1fBRV2p8

I can’t wait to see the Nutcracker starting in November again. All the ballet dancing and cute acting is just what we all need. Ahhhhh those boys can act.

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Post ID: @jhyq+1fBRV2p8

Hahaha the CGO! The standards in this company is so low that he actual performs on par. Look at the results of the entire organization. A microcosm of reality surrounded by ineptitude, lack of customer focus, and a relentless pursuit of incompetence.

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Post ID: @igwy+1fBRV2p8

Listen, we all need a CGO (Chief Gossip Officer) in the company and this guy has taken it to the highest level, he must be proud of himself. Most sociopaths are. Eventually karma will catch up.

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Post ID: @gfgr+1fBRV2p8

I wonder if I will get demoted again. I have so much gossip on people that it might save me.

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Post ID: @eneg+1fBRV2p8

Complete train wreck, this what have never happened years ago. We had front row seats to watch this debacle.

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Post ID: @cuic+1fBRV2p8

The problem about this episode is this company could have easily sold those rigs or signed a multiyear rental top drive contract but these arrogant id*ots such as Segway wants the customer to sell to them. That is their way of doing business. Meanwhile the salesman is now not allowed in Pemex office any longer. Poor fool thought the company would back him.

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Post ID: @btgx+1fBRV2p8

Italy is the dominant player with land rigs. Much like HMH is the the dominant player offshore. The major separation is the relationships and trust that those companies built. They have incredible sales teams.

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Post ID: @bzxk+1fBRV2p8

How is Mexico going? I wonder if there will be any more purchases of Drilling equipment or Rigs.

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Post ID: @8qnd+1fBRV2p8

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

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Post ID: @6ptn+1fBRV2p8

Be careful if you become a Segway rider, your son will become a thespian… He might become a rapper with chief story teller son. All honesty, we support LGBQT. We are proud of the courage.

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