I got a pretty hefty retention bonus for all the excellent work I've done. So to all you losers, stop complaining and start working harder. This company still looks out for top performers.
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Me three. Offered tons of RSU to keep me.
Top talent is staying. All others are gone. Let's crush this Bros!!!
Me too
What's your title?
Rajesh..is that you?
Op is a Principal
Not vp.
Original poster must be a VP or above ... Very Pathetic!
Hahahaha
The only thing you retained was the spunk in your arse...
Acrually, bonuses (if they are paid anymore which I doubt) are not for retention, RSUs are.
....the word "hefty" is user defined ;-)
So, in other words you're one of the people my new employer rejected as "unqualified." Enjoy that retention bonus. I hear the new GTFO packages are a pittance.