New trick to avoid layoff and get big raise & promotion folks !

Hey Intel family

If you are worried or stressed out about being laid off at this shi ty place, there is a top secret trick leaked out that just pass down and around here. You have to be quick to know this top secret here first before it gets removed or deleted.

The simple top secret new trick that nobody is going to tell you at Intel, even your managers and best coworkers !!!

TAN you BUTTs or LIPs !!!

So stop everything and hurry to your nearby tan or tattoo stations to get that se-y butt and lips tan right away. Make sure to ask for a nice glossy lip kissing tatoo stamped hard on that butt

You can ask around for 50% discount coupons from your managers or in online at Intel.com

Disclaimer: be aware that tanning could cause some kind of cancers in the future so please don’t tan too much if you have light white skin color.

This is only for advertisement and marketing purpose. Please do it at your own risks !

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Ever consider changing your store business to Lip Bu ttt Tan salon OP?

Call the CEO to your store to report a customer service problem then you will see a bunch of a-s kissers coming in your store to tan their butts OP.

Brilliant post. Missing one detail - one competitive event. One must demonstrate the ability to su-k a golf ball through a fifty foot garden hose.

Welcome to Beautiful Sunset Tan & Salon boys.

We are specializing in full body tan, tattoo and piercing with very nice and comfortable tanning beds for your family all seasons.
Sorry I am not looking for jobs here at Intel since I have been owning these types of business for a few years and was looking at some clients body and butt tanning earlier to answer your comments.
I just hope to get some rich and intelligence Intel clients to visit our store to get your butt tan beautifully like a juicy apple or peach and your lips look so se-y for the next job interview. A recent laid off manager at Intel referred me to post here to attach new potential clients.
We are currently offering 50% discount to all new clients.

OP... spend more time updating your resume rather than making lame posts.

This is definitely a finalist for the stupidest post competition.

There is this one really clever trick: actually do the work and care about the work and stop playing office politics.

I think OP actually did what he’s suggesting now he feels like a gullible id--t.

Even Ricky Bobby says 'That's D-mb, That is D-mb'

OP does set an extremely high bar for those competing for the Stupiderest Post.

The award is a virtual kudo and a free, overly ripe banana.

Post stupid things, win stupid prizes.

Typical clickbait!!

Ok, this is now the stupidest post (for a limited time only).

Sorry OP. U d expert so we'll let u have at it.

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New trick to avoid layoff and get big raise & promotion folks !

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