Thread regarding Phillips 66 layoffs

Margarita Machine's coming 2024!

I have it on good authority that Margarita Machine's will be installed at ALL office locations throughout the 1st Quarter of 2024! This is part of the 2024 capital budget and aims to increase productivity and employee confidence in the workplace!

Every other Friday will be declared "Margarita day" with free door prizes to those who scan their badge.

Safety. Honor. Margaritas.

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This is not fake news - it’s coming!

The original poster failed to mention that this is directly related to the passing of Jimmy Buffett. Thank you P66!

(Wi--y can’t be far behind…I wonder what happens then….)

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Post ID: @daqp+1qj70XVJ

Maybe they did get it right. We are treated like children.

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Post ID: @cggu+1qj70XVJ

Figures! P66 can't even get perks right. Margaritas are meant to be on the rocks. Slurpees are for children.

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Post ID: @ceeb+1qj70XVJ

How bout some dispensaries at the monclamart. Boy we sure would be happier then.

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Post ID: @bwaw+1qj70XVJ

True, helps pass the time. #quitequiting

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Post ID: @9zvh+1qj70XVJ

We might as well all be drunk. Keep pace with DCPs way of operating.

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Post ID: @9upd+1qj70XVJ

That’ll bring the go go go.

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