It's layoff day, you just finished your 1:1 with HR, got some sweet ISP/VSP, you are walking out the door with your back facing Intel for the last time.. What song are you singing?
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Wind of change
My 😐😢🙏 apologies if you were offended by a casual usage of term "retard".
No need to feel bad unless you ACTUALLY ARE A RETARD 🙈 !! #sorry
Raindrops are falling on my head - from rainy NW
I'm not the one that made the error @1prw. I know that song titles need to have most words capped. Hence me correcting the song title in my response to the person calling him a retard.
I too thought the problem with the original post was he typed it sentence case (and didn't cap all the words) so understand how someone not familiar with the song might misunderstand what that person said. But to call him a retard? I thought that was uncalled for since it was simply a misunderstanding (due to the way the original poster typed his response).
Take this job and shove it
Eminence Front
The Banks are Made of Marble - Les Rice
Mr. Roboto
Not a sing, but the words of Dr. MLK would be ringing in my head..."Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last."
Pulling out of the parking lot, I'm listening to Karen Carpenter singing "I'm on the top of the world..."
Never felt better.
@1emn communication is an essential skill. The "SONG" could have been better conveyed🙈😎😊 rather than sounding it as a curse !!! Thank you for correcting your error in miscommunication.
re: So many Intel retards such as @1ccl that can't read or comprehend when asked for a "SONG"
If you're going to call someone a retard, make sure YOU'RE not the retard @1zlt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Paycheck sung Take This Job And Shove It. eyeroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzGoDtmTllg
Jeez, so many Aholes on this site so quick to judge and call names.
@1hgk- that's good. Now just try to rap it..
This jer.kwad is the reason I was laid off
While he is on vacations that are paid off
@1hgk- I have worlds smallest violin and I am playing it just for you..
I won't get laid off because I am a hotshot around here. Here is a song dedicated for you unwanted, bottom of the barrel rejects.
THiS JERKWAD IS THE REASON THERE ARE LAYOFFS. So many like this scumsucker who do nothing, contribute nothing and go around blowing their own horn and anything with "manager" in the title. Your such a credit to the human race that no one would every consider laying you off. JERKWad.
Freedom!!!
Always look on the bright side of life...
"Life's a piece of S--t, when you look at it"
So many Intel retards such as @1ccl that can't read or comprehend when asked for a "SONG" .
LOL @1ccl. I hadn't thought of that one.
Take this job and shove it.
Beat it
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There is vomit on his sweater already, moms sphagetti
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
... 🎶😎No Job..
No cry..
Yeee 🎵🎤 darrrling ...
Don't shed no tear
Everything's going to be alright
https://youtu.be/tzkG6Xu6lUE
To tunes of Bob Marley song - no woman, no cry - also dedicating the original song to emoji trollie lover boy !!!!😁😂😘 #loser
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
One way or another
I'm gonna find you.
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha.
@JtkYERZ-aqg yup ,but the song from the Titanic keep coming up when I think Intel, LOL
Laid Off Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQzZhj7i2zI
Dope: "die motherf**ker die"
Branded!
He was innocent,
Not a charge was true,
But the world would never know ...
Branded!
Scorned as the one who ran.
What do you do when you're branded,
And you know you're a man?
I won't get laid off because I am a hotshot around here. Here is a song dedicated for you unwanted, bottom of the barrel rejects.
'Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging your next meal
How does it feel, how does it feel?
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone'
Good lord. They banned the use of Marvin G a y e ' s name??? eyeroll Whatever! LOL
Sung to Marvin G--'s Mercy, Mercy Me:
Woo ah, Murthy Murthy me
Ah things ain't what they used to be, no no
-aqg
Murthy. Murthy, oh no. I said we gotta go. ( sung to Louie Louie tune )
Bob Marley - Everything's Gonna Be Alright.
'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta' right after I smash a desktop from receptionist desk on the floor on my way out
'Now I got the world swinging from my nuts
And damn it feels good be a gangsta'
Take The Money And Run - Steve Miller Band (LOL @ me. I typoed Band for Bank)
Song:
🎶😎We
are 🎵🎤the
champions !!
... as I leave with a happy 💪✊✌stride