Thread regarding CA Technologies (CA Inc.) layoffs

Open letter

Dear Bikeboy,

Nice golden parachute what a hoot. I now come to scrum feeling ho-hum since you left me with none.

You said Agile was vital was this just your recital? What about long run? Or was this just for fun?

You failed to grow the company so you ask octane for money

I look for you on open Mike, but all you want to do is bike.

Octane is our new master, l’ve never seen you bike away faster

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Bikeboy is that you?

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Post ID: @1had+VvjLCm9

This is a pointless personal attack and has nothing to do with layoffs. #admin #admins please close this thread.

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Post ID: @1obp+VvjLCm9

Dedicated to Bike Boy - Where ever you are....

Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you

That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you

One true time I hold to

In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear

And I know that my heart will go on

We'll stay forever this way

You are safe in my heart and

My heart will go on and on

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Post ID: @1aob+VvjLCm9

That’s better I’d give you 4/10

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Post ID: @erg+VvjLCm9

how about an original ?

Mike bike motorcyc’ turn the key watch him pee, turn it back watch him c-ap.

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Post ID: @zrj+VvjLCm9

I tried singing it in my head using a Cardi B. voice and cadence. It was a little off.

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Post ID: @zui+VvjLCm9

Love it!

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Post ID: @wip+VvjLCm9

I bet it would sound great as a rap song. Maybe CA employees could sing it in front of corporate office...

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Post ID: @krf+VvjLCm9

It’s more entertaining if you read it with an Indian accent.

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Post ID: @htb+VvjLCm9

I give it a 3 out of 10 at best.

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