Let's help each other out by posting yammer post ideas. This way we can all use them. Mine will be "Its good to back. Together we will increase our commercial intensity and get back to first."
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Oh, mine is great.
"We should listen to all the inane comments on thelayoff.com"
Open the basement door and breath fresh air! Mom won't care.
@1nuj+1aSact5d he already did with all the wrong actions taken since the beginning of the pandemic. Considering that he is still the CEO, he is winning for sure.
Tell Darren Woods to go fu-k himself
Glad to be BACK! WINNING Together! #CARE
[Tag your executives]
Neat. Colluding on corporate social media Yammer posts! Disgusting.
It grates to be back.
Expat opportunities? You mean being laid off?
Hi Boss, I am so happy to be here, can we talk about expat opportunities?
Very nice. I would like to contribute this one.
"Its good to be back at work boss. I missed your smile and our synergy."
When we got back last time last summer, a service planner of our infamous VP posted on Yammer how glad he was to see the smiles of his bosses, the managers he so much craves to serve.
It was so servile and obviously as$k!ssy that it was laughable.
To make it even worse, said managers replied saying how much they missed their pet.
There likes, three comments, totally and utterly ba-f-worthy 🤮