Maybe instead of moving your office two doors closer to the fuhrer...you should have moved it downstairs in the basement to make it harder for them to find you

Hey HR their is enough of me to go around!

I know...the more tool boxes I send out...the more it seems like I'm negating all the references to women being cunts and accusations of stripper pole dancers. If I could spell and type I may be able to express myself without sounding and looking... — read more 

I just found my solution to that...i'm swapping name plates with Han Darman

In this time of great uncertainty I think I'll earn my bonus by revising some dumb f***ing operating order...prob about something we never use like the fire system...all i'll have to do is add on the bottom of someone else's hard work....revised... — read more 

Is that the lady from ethics arriving on site again, I'll be in the shitter!

Only going to be one soon, they got a hotter storelady in PA

if they are getting rid of excess and wonder about CUPS!!!FING CUPS.....WHY DON'T YOU VISIT THE FING PLANT IN THE SUMMER BITCH AND TELL ME HOW MANY CUPS OF WATER YOU'D DRINK FROM THE TIME YOU CROSS THE HALL TILL YOU PUKE YOUR F***ING GUTS OUT GLAD... — read more 

Why the hell does Dynegy pay two supervisors in maintenance about $260,000 (combined) to do the job I used to do for $100,000 with the units running full bore 24-7.

Why the hell does Dynegy pay two supervisors in maintenance about $260,000 (combined) to do the job I used to do for $100,000 with the units running full bore 24-7.

they better get rid of those beaners sweeping and mopping first

where's the inflatable rat? where's the signs? where's the noise, the red banners? Where's the rallies, the hats, the debate, the fighting? Makes you wonder if we'll get anything from the union but a "sorry man". When the union goes to management and... — read more 

Why is Dynegy paying three high paid bosses with bonusses the job I used to do along. I guess they thought one person doesn't do enough harassing along. I never had to cover up anyones f***-ups like these guys do! P.S. please don't layoff maul peyer... — read more 

I don't think I have to worry, even though my job can be done by an Excel Program, a Granger catalog and a scrap piece of paper. I should probabally keep my head down as I walk through the door to avoid any eye contact.

@anonymous, SHUT THE F UP MOTHERFUCKER....WHAT THE F DO YOU KNOW...THEY WANT TO LAY OFF 20 FING UNION PEOPLE YOU FING DUMB F***!!

@Mrs Half Pint, I hope you are pleased with the tile I helped pick out for you...even though I wear a uniform like the men....rest assured I am not one of them....thank god I have senority for I fear if I were on the bottom the only job I would... — read more 

I think bonuses should be monthly for us important employees. I hope my royal shitter is finished before the layoffs start. Then again the porta-potty isn't that bad I can smoke and shit at the same time, kill two birds with one stone. I can just... — read more 

Only poor performers will be let go - so please shut up and leave

i'm so glad to have been able to contribute to such a meaningful project, namely the $50,000 bathroom that should be done in time for the cunt bitch from houston to use right after she flies in to sign my pink slip. I hope her f***ing plane crashes... — read more 

I spit on your buyout offer...even though I've done no real work...my hubby makes more than me....my coworker who have not yet sipped from the cup of prosperity-they never will because I shall drink it all!!

Screw you union guys....i'm on days...don't make too much noise going out the door...i'm sleeping

How am i not fired